“Can you please kill me?” -Janet Jackson
“We must not play nasty.” -2nensei
“I want to be a doctor. I want to eat vanilla. I want to be like Gackt. *picture of a syringe*” -2nensei (this was fill in the blank)
“Do you know your tall?” (aka How tall are you?)-3nensei
“Please me!” -far, far to many kids.
“If I see President Bush, I will be happy.” (Not amusing so much as horrifying.)
“If I get a DEATHNOTE, I will be happy.” (This kind of made me fall in love with this kid, and kind of made me scared for everyone’s life.)
“I will go to Dazaifu to prey.”-3nensei
(Instead of writing an essay) “Imagine.”-3nensei
“There are lives in my grand parents”-3nensei (aka “My grandparents live there.”)
“I want brains.” -3nensei (In response to “What do you want for Christmas?”)
“I want to meet my aunt. Because, My aunt is easy.”- 3nensei
(After trying to slap me on the ass) “Good hips.” -2nensei (girl)
“I am a lot of funny.”-Kobe Bryant
After trying to speak to me in English, failing, and getting embaressed: “Wall. *Mimes a wall*”-3nensei boy
“Gomen na sorry”- Janet Jackson and co.
“Present for you!”- 3nensei boy brandishing a large bag of trash.
“Did you play sex?”-My favorite 2nensei
JTE:”What did Alexis do over golden week?” Favorite 2nensei: “Sexual Harrassment!”
“‘Sex is Sport’ って何?” -Laura