“Can you please kill me?” -Janet Jackson

“We must not play nasty.” -2nensei

“I want to be a doctor. I want to eat vanilla. I want to be like Gackt. *picture of a syringe*” -2nensei (this was fill in the blank)

“Do you know your tall?” (aka How tall are you?)-3nensei

“Please me!” -far, far to many kids.

“If I see President Bush, I will be happy.” (Not amusing so much as horrifying.)

“If I get a DEATHNOTE, I will be happy.” (This kind of made me fall in love with this kid, and kind of made me scared for everyone’s life.)

“I will go to Dazaifu to prey.”-3nensei

(Instead of writing an essay) “Imagine.”-3nensei

“There are lives in my grand parents”-3nensei (aka “My grandparents live there.”)

“I want brains.” -3nensei (In response to “What do you want for Christmas?”)

“I want to meet my aunt. Because, My aunt is easy.”- 3nensei

(After trying to slap me on the ass) “Good hips.” -2nensei (girl)

“I am a lot of funny.”-Kobe Bryant

After trying to speak to me in English, failing, and getting embaressed: “Wall. *Mimes a wall*”-3nensei boy

“Gomen na sorry”- Janet Jackson and co.

“Present for you!”- 3nensei boy brandishing a large bag of trash.

“Did you play sex?”-My favorite 2nensei

JTE:”What did Alexis do over golden week?” Favorite 2nensei: “Sexual Harrassment!”

“‘Sex is Sport’ って何?” -Laura

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